The skinny ugly mutant dogs do not like me and refuse to play with me.
I do not know why, I am such a friendly chap. One of them swears at me if I go ANYWHERE near her, one of them smells completely yummy and I think I might fancy her. The others just run away when I invite them to play with me by trying to bite their ankles (it's the only bit I can reach).
What can a Basset DO?
*sigh*
Maybe they are not dogs after all.
Are you SURE you are a dog?
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