Then they make me go out to the cold wet garden - AND it's dark. They are a bit mean.
Anyway I have taught my humans a couple of new tricks.
the first is that if I bark loudly enough, they will hurry up and get my breakfast. I insist on being fed with the long legged mutant dogs, just so that they know I don't mind them being deformed and it will not colour my judgement of them.


The second is that I have taught my humans the "throw". I bring them a toy and they throw it (not too far mind, I only have short legs). I have found by repeating the process they will keep throwing the toy, though sometimes I like to confuse them by bringing back the wrong toy. They are catching on, but a little dim, I expect its cos they only have 2 legs.

Sometimes the human's aim is rubbish and they make me miss the toy.

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