General Mayhem

It seems as if the humans are just as confused about the time business as us Bassets. Off to bed late, up late, they are such lazy creatures. Still I slept for 10 hours cos I was EXHAUSTED from teaching the skinny ugly mutant dogs to play.

It is hard work.

First you catch them with a toy...


Then you get them to bow to you:


But watch out for those big teeth


Then you let THEM take the toy


But don't let them have it for too long or they will get ideas above their station.


And if they get a bit rough...


Play dead...