I Am A Forlorn Basset

I am not a happy chap. :-(
I have been "told off".

The humans kept saying I needed to be careful cos I kept chasing the skinny ugly mutant dogs and biting their tails and ankles.

I chased the yummy grey one who smells luffly out into the garden and she gave me a seeing off. Apparently she gives everyone a ticking off. It is a right of passage. I am taking myself off to my bedroom for a bit to consider my ways.

PS the humans say not to worry, many dogs do ok on three legs.
PPS only joking.