The revenge of the lurcher

As you all know, I have learned a few sneaky ways to overcome the SUMD Tealeaf in a "fair" fight and make up for my lack of height. He does, however, also have a few tricks up his own sleeves.....

The full nelson:


And if all else fails - he pins me down by my ears and headbuts me.


Though I would like to dispell this notion that I have big ears. I don't. My body is just a little on the small side.


P.S. This is a picture of me snoozing on one of the bean bag cushions. I wonder if my dad might buy me one. It's another "hint" you see.
P.P.S Message for Dad: apparently you owe my (foster) mum a new pair of slippers. She only seems to have one now.