It all started with a dash to the bottom of the garden in the dark and the rain.
Suddenly she stopped, and then my left ear felt all warm and damp...
I shall think on this further, and try to come up with a new tactic.
Having got my ear dry, the foster-mummy decided to TORTURE me.
She asked me to 'give her five'!
WOT is that about, eh ?
Five what ?
I have :
One nose (Damp)
Two ears (Extra Large)
One tail (Whippy)
and
Four Paws (I am a four-paw-drive-puppy)
SO!
I let her borrow only one of my precious paws - just to inspect, mind.
She seemed delighted - silly human.
The others (S.U.M.D.s remember!) considered this to be a spectator sport!
I shall have my revenge !
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